So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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