I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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