You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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