Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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