love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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