can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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