i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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