He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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