We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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