scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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