But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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