And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
do herpes really smell.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
