We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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