The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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