Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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