just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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