She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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