can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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