And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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