Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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