She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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