She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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