It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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