is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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