What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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