i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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