Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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