the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
