how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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