Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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