If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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