my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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