I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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