I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Randomize
