I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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