Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize