im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
His nipple licking is glorious
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