Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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