i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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