i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
two words...techno handjob
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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