Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Randomize
