i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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