I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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