He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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