A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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