Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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