Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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