I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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