ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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