Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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