I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
well, you know. whores of a feather.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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