so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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