so that wasnt chicken after all
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
