the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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