Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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