So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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