You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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